Remember, remember the 25th of November... (with apologies to Guy Fawkes
Day)
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Thanks again to our pal, Bob, for this reminder of an important day coming
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Another important thing to remember is not to hoard items in advance of t...
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My life is indeed limited.
Catchy that.
Works for me.
How romantic!
MM: as was mine until last week when I first heard it!
Paula: yes I thought paticularly charming.
What is it with these Swedes?
if you can't get some words:If you're looking for somewhere to go
Thought I'd take u to a movie show
Sittin' in the back and I'll jack u off
I can't give you everything u want
But I can take u to a restaurant
And if you're not hungry
I'll jack u off
If your man ain't no good
Come on over to my neighborhood
We can jump in the sack and I'll jack u off
If you're tired of the masturbator
Little girl, we can go on a date
And if you like, I'll jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off
I only do it for a worthy cause
Virginity or menopause
You'll have an instant heart attack if I jack u off
If u really want to be a star
We gotta do it in your momma's car
Naked in a Cadillac, I'll jack u off
And if we can't find no place to go
Girl, I'll take u to a movie show, we can sit in the back
And I'll jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off
If you're chicken baby, come on here
If you're good I'll even let u steer
As a matter of fact, u can jack me off
Yeah, that's right
I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off
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I love this. I posted this link on my facebook today.
Alan: you're a gem.
She is a hottie. Imagine a well balanced Britney Spears who could write her own music. She's had moderate success in the UK and is visually stunning.
Do I assume this Dan you mention is me, DanO?
If so, then the song is toss, and close to the terrible style of the comedy song...
DanO: that's the one I was laughing at on the beach, that is all. Yes it's a joke song. But catchy...
DanO: that's the one I was laughing at on the beach, that is all. Yes it's a joke song. But catchy...
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