From Straight Edge to Sloshed
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When I was in high school and college, I was totally straight edge. I
didn’t drink, and I didn’t smoke. Not because the D.A.R.E. people got to
me, or becau...
7 hours ago
2 comments:
In a 'clear your desk and don't darken these doors again' sort of funny way?
They have a video of me snoring, laid back in my chair.
I really don't know why I am forced to sit in my office, soaking up my enormous paycheck when I could be sitting by the pool here at home, soaking up the enormous amount of rain we have had lately.
It costs me $25 taxi in the morning to get across Singapore to the office, $15 home every day. That could be much better spent on gins and tonic.
I once came in specially to claim a $90 expense tab! When I mentioned the incongruity of this, not in a peevish way, just for a laugh, boss gave me a nice raise. IKYN.
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