While My Chapman Stick Gently Weeps
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I’m coming down to the last month of writing on this current novel, so I
expect that there will be a lot of fairly short entries here while I devote
most o...
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lucky you! xox
Now I'm a bit of a romantic at heart.
I like to reminisce about the shy fun times of my youth.
I remember I said to my Mum when she asked me: "did I know how to use a condom."
”Jasus, everybody knows what to do with condoms,” I said.
”Tell me then,” she said looking a little rattled, like the horny structures at the end of a rattlesnake's tail.
I said quite frankly: "You put your Willie in, fill them up with pee and shag them off the roof on the people below.”
Expat@ do you think I had a misspent youth?
I did play snooker in-between.
"shag them off the roof" - I had a similar rooftop experience with a Filipina lady-friend when I lived on the top floor of my low-rise in Hong Kong. Except the condom was in tatters for some reason by the end of the experience. True story. Don't tell my Mum. There may be little Expats running through the villages in Cebu or Sulawesi as we speak....
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