The Big Idea: Samantha Mills
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Author Samantha Mills has a lot on her mind with The Wings Upon Her Back,
and much of what is on her mind goes back… way back. Find out how the
experiences...
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3 comments:
lucky you! xox
Now I'm a bit of a romantic at heart.
I like to reminisce about the shy fun times of my youth.
I remember I said to my Mum when she asked me: "did I know how to use a condom."
”Jasus, everybody knows what to do with condoms,” I said.
”Tell me then,” she said looking a little rattled, like the horny structures at the end of a rattlesnake's tail.
I said quite frankly: "You put your Willie in, fill them up with pee and shag them off the roof on the people below.”
Expat@ do you think I had a misspent youth?
I did play snooker in-between.
"shag them off the roof" - I had a similar rooftop experience with a Filipina lady-friend when I lived on the top floor of my low-rise in Hong Kong. Except the condom was in tatters for some reason by the end of the experience. True story. Don't tell my Mum. There may be little Expats running through the villages in Cebu or Sulawesi as we speak....
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