Someone mentioned somewhere how often I use swearing-type words in my blog...
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E@L pulls his car into a Disabled Zone in the supermarket.
Attendant,: You can't park here, this is for the disabled only.
E@L: But I AM disabled!
Attendant : Oh yeah? What's your disability?
E@L: Tourrette's, now FUCK OFF!
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E@L
Damn It, Who Keeps Sending Me Guitars
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Specifically in this case a Tenor Baritone guitar? I mean, I already have a
tenor guitar (more than one), and I have a baritone guitar too. Why would I
nee...
6 hours ago
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I usually tell them I'm crippled inside.
MomMad: you laddie, eh, farck ooorrrFF...
chers da you!
DH: well, you are, so that's only reasonable. Emotionally scarred - is that a disability or a prerequisite?
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