All too often, when E@L was telling a story to TBITP* about the outrageous things he, um, had heard about on his last trip to Pattaya, Bruce might cut in and say, "All very good and depraved sir, but let me tell you of my even more intriguing episode. I had taken to chatting up this dwarf, when two ladyboys and their baby elephant..."
Etc...
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It's called Onedownmanship(™).
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Getting used to being not quite the reprobate he thought he was is
E@L
* Forgotten so soon? The Boys In The Pub.