They have a video of me snoring, laid back in my chair.
I really don't know why I am forced to sit in my office, soaking up my enormous paycheck when I could be sitting by the pool here at home, soaking up the enormous amount of rain we have had lately.
It costs me $25 taxi in the morning to get across Singapore to the office, $15 home every day. That could be much better spent on gins and tonic.
I once came in specially to claim a $90 expense tab! When I mentioned the incongruity of this, not in a peevish way, just for a laugh, boss gave me a nice raise. IKYN.
In a 'clear your desk and don't darken these doors again' sort of funny way?
ReplyDeleteThey have a video of me snoring, laid back in my chair.
ReplyDeleteI really don't know why I am forced to sit in my office, soaking up my enormous paycheck when I could be sitting by the pool here at home, soaking up the enormous amount of rain we have had lately.
It costs me $25 taxi in the morning to get across Singapore to the office, $15 home every day. That could be much better spent on gins and tonic.
I once came in specially to claim a $90 expense tab! When I mentioned the incongruity of this, not in a peevish way, just for a laugh, boss gave me a nice raise. IKYN.