Here's a line from the TV series, The Trip, with Rob Brydon and Steve Coogan (Series 2, Italy), which works well for expats in Asia. As it does for comedians in Italy, I guess:
- She only wants to sleep with you because you're rich.
- I only want to sleep with her because she is young and beautiful.
Steve throws arms up in air... implying one reason is as good as another.
(Don't have a clip of this, but they are hilarious.)