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Sunday, February 14, 2010

For Dan Whose Musical, And Hence Life, Experience Is Apparently Somewhat Limited...



Nothing personal (as in it's Robyn who'll perform said deed and not ...

E@L)

9 comments:

Momentary Madness said...

My life is indeed limited.
Catchy that.
Works for me.

Paula said...

How romantic!

expat@large said...

MM: as was mine until last week when I first heard it!

Paula: yes I thought paticularly charming.

What is it with these Swedes?

Alan said...

if you can't get some words:If you're looking for somewhere to go
Thought I'd take u to a movie show
Sittin' in the back and I'll jack u off
I can't give you everything u want
But I can take u to a restaurant
And if you're not hungry
I'll jack u off

If your man ain't no good
Come on over to my neighborhood
We can jump in the sack and I'll jack u off

If you're tired of the masturbator
Little girl, we can go on a date
And if you like, I'll jack u off

I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off

I only do it for a worthy cause
Virginity or menopause
You'll have an instant heart attack if I jack u off

If u really want to be a star
We gotta do it in your momma's car
Naked in a Cadillac, I'll jack u off

And if we can't find no place to go
Girl, I'll take u to a movie show, we can sit in the back
And I'll jack u off

I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off

If you're chicken baby, come on here
If you're good I'll even let u steer
As a matter of fact, u can jack me off
Yeah, that's right

I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off
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I love this. I posted this link on my facebook today.

expat@large said...

Alan: you're a gem.

Hunter-Gatherer said...

She is a hottie. Imagine a well balanced Britney Spears who could write her own music. She's had moderate success in the UK and is visually stunning.

Dan said...

Do I assume this Dan you mention is me, DanO?

If so, then the song is toss, and close to the terrible style of the comedy song...

expat@large said...

DanO: that's the one I was laughing at on the beach, that is all. Yes it's a joke song. But catchy...

expat@large said...

DanO: that's the one I was laughing at on the beach, that is all. Yes it's a joke song. But catchy...

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