"Pitch and putt? It's bitch and slut, slithering in their wetness, glistening like a peach, peach and... peach and... [sees golf booking shelter] peach and hut!"
"...he put it in the river on the 18th the last time. In the river, all rivery was it. ... This is never an 8 iron, it's a fucking 5!
"No, not a Milky Way you arse! A Topic(?)... all feckled in its nuttiness."
Oh, so funny...
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I got into a polite exchange of views a couple of days back over an
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