"Pitch and putt? It's bitch and slut, slithering in their wetness, glistening like a peach, peach and... peach and... [sees golf booking shelter] peach and hut!"
"...he put it in the river on the 18th the last time. In the river, all rivery was it. ... This is never an 8 iron, it's a fucking 5!
"No, not a Milky Way you arse! A Topic(?)... all feckled in its nuttiness."
Oh, so funny...
E@L
Hay Bales Sling, Are You Listening
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The terrible pun in the headline is its own reward (or crime, depending),
but I will say that I was moved to look out the office window because I
heard an ...
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