"Pitch and putt? It's bitch and slut, slithering in their wetness, glistening like a peach, peach and... peach and... [sees golf booking shelter] peach and hut!"
"...he put it in the river on the 18th the last time. In the river, all rivery was it. ... This is never an 8 iron, it's a fucking 5!
"No, not a Milky Way you arse! A Topic(?)... all feckled in its nuttiness."
Oh, so funny...
E@L
In Which I Announce My Plan to Hide From the News Until Head On Is Done
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Hey, did you know I’m currently writing a novel? I am! It’s called Head On,
and it’s coming out in ten months. Also, it’s not done yet, and the
deadline is...
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