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Monday, July 20, 2009

What? Led, you hear?

Was playing Beethoven's Ninth actually.

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Creepy just has a viewing of some the searches that brought people to his site. Obviously many of them are in the Jacuzzi as we speak…

This is a time-honored Blog ritual. For weeks now bloggers have been wondering just what twisted logic Google searches engines use to throw their rantings up whenever something weird or sick gets entered into the little square box. I use SiteMeter. It's free. 'Nough said.

In my case, over the weekend, people (countries in brackets) who have been searching for :

1. (?) expat at large
2. (Singapore) don't be a singaporean
3. (blogsearch Australia) Momentary Madness. (Looks like they decided to come here instead!)
4. (USA) fuck chinese I movie
5. (USA) dr. godot
6. (UK) Thai bar girls get fukt movies
7. (Indonesia) expat@large blogspot
8. (UK) Chinese women I fucked
9. (UK) make bookshelves from railway sleepers
10. (?) you turn me right round
11. (?) expat at large
12. (Australia) expat at large
13. (Australia) pharmacist expat
14. (UK) hawker food centers in the center of Melbourne



have ended up at this very blog. Not at this very post, obviously, but the, you know, whole blog itself sorta thing.

Looks like the Brits are keen on having sex on a recycled bookshelf with Thai and Chinese girls in hawker centers. And it looks like they and the umpires are going to win the Second Test at Lords as well.

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Did want to talk about my health issues, but my chest is too tight [cough, cough] (not Swine flu) and my feet are too swollen, so I put my feet up and watched Lantana instead.

Won every award in Australia but sunk without a trace in the States. Anthony LaPaglia ditches his fake US accent. Barbara Hershey looks as lost as her character, and I don't think that was intentional.

Best line: "This is not an affair, it's a one-night stand that happened twice."

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Bedtime, sorry have to work tomorrow. No, I was not in Jakarta last week, (fucking Jemaah bastards), but I will be back in Bangkok (should I buy a flat?) on Wednesday! Think I'll skip the JW Marriott there, as well as in Hong Kong which, if the weather clears, I'll be visiting the week after.

E@L

5 comments:

savannah said...

LaPaglia is Australian? I didn't have a clue, sugar. I guess I can truly say my fan days are over. I thought he was from NYC or thereabouts. xoxox

Creepy said...

You can search for all of the Chinese women you've fucked? I've been looking for a way to find them!

expat@large said...

Sav: yes, an Adelaide boy. Don't give up on us, some Aussies are nice. He does the American accent very well and his natural Italian looks and mobster gait works just well as a cop as a crook. I spotted him recently against Mike Myers in "I Married An Axe-Murderer" which I had forgotten he was in...

Creepy: I can always check my credit card details for that.

MercerMachine said...

when you get back I have a new card game forus to try out. it's called Lunch Money.

dh said...

Used Chinese girls don't make very good bookshelves. That's why I went back to railway sleepers.

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