tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26717801.post9140260933341325164..comments2023-12-15T01:18:40.855+11:00Comments on Expat@Large: Everything Is Shite, #453,211 - The UnMighty Mouseexpat@largehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01250623536121293636noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26717801.post-84835636731845680322009-07-21T02:23:35.160+10:002009-07-21T02:23:35.160+10:00That's great everyone, my inflamed crotch appr...That's great everyone, my inflamed crotch appreciates all your attention, but when will someone suggest A REPLACEMENT MOUSE? <br /><br />Too late I ended up buying a cheap from Powerlogic with flashy lights, variable resolution (like, of course, I decided I needed that) and a scroll wheel that works, etc...expat@largehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01250623536121293636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26717801.post-3750661089879776602009-07-21T01:49:59.198+10:002009-07-21T01:49:59.198+10:00Damn! I was going to recommend Gold Bond but Creep...Damn! I was going to recommend Gold Bond but Creepy beat me to it.Dick Headleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11978203284842718331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26717801.post-28065002895985831842009-07-20T19:39:26.772+10:002009-07-20T19:39:26.772+10:00Creepy: yep, beware the foot-powder ones. They ma...Creepy: yep, beware the foot-powder ones. They may have an antifungal agent in them too, which some scrota seem to dislike.<br /><br />BTW: I found the talc I like in Great World City, hidden down in some dark nook. Bought three, just in case other people start stock-piling it (too).expat@largehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01250623536121293636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26717801.post-84825113262409442392009-07-20T12:26:36.910+10:002009-07-20T12:26:36.910+10:00Oh yeah, powdering your junk is necessary in the t...Oh yeah, powdering your junk is necessary in the tropics, lest you end up with swamp crotch. I'm partial to Gold Bond Powder. The medicated action leaves you all tingly and puts a spring in your step. But do NOT use their foot powder like a friend of mine did, or your balls will catch fire!Creepyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01063081348358828902noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26717801.post-86071972330138392912009-07-20T03:27:17.609+10:002009-07-20T03:27:17.609+10:00thank you, hunter-gatherer. xoxoxthank you, hunter-gatherer. xoxoxsavannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04310843901371718758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26717801.post-82877190067792715272009-07-19T15:17:20.717+10:002009-07-19T15:17:20.717+10:00H-G: yes very much the "shirt-off-the-rack-do...H-G: yes very much the "shirt-off-the-rack-don't-do-up-at-the-neck" look of Clive. <br /><br />Dan: the cooling powders are too mentholated or have chlorhexadine which gives an interesting tingle I am not interested in living with on a day to day basis. Also they can go up to 25% zinc which makes them effectively nappy rash powders. OK for a cure, but too sticky and gluggy for prevention. For the prophylactic benefits, 9-10% zinc is optimal. Pure "baby powder" talc usually less than 5% zinc, if any, and does not do enough to prevent chafing in the high pressure tropical regions (of my underpants area). <br /><br />Like all good shoppers, I know what I want (what works for me) and I read the labels diligently. I'm going to Golden mile today to see if I can find some Pears clear soap, which I have found at a Fairprice place in the past, but not since.<br /><br />Most of the little personal things in life that I prefer are usually unavailable in Singapore. Not all, but most. Some others, of course, are available in abundance. But those things don't come with labels of ingredients.expat@largehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01250623536121293636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26717801.post-55845997671555157282009-07-19T06:09:01.206+10:002009-07-19T06:09:01.206+10:00Try Protex cooling powder which you can buy at Gol...Try Protex cooling powder which you can buy at Golden Mile.<br />Like all the products from Golden Mile, it has the added excitement of having those unknown ingredients that haven't been used since the Vietnam war.<br />It certainly keeps my gangly bits in order, albeit there is little call for it in Canada.DanPloyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15141529316324762686noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26717801.post-86357698667926320302009-07-19T05:57:35.841+10:002009-07-19T05:57:35.841+10:00I believe oyu are describing the "Clive James...I believe oyu are describing the "Clive James" The "Barry Humphries" is a bit sleeker. and more cultured. I am sure that Savannah's ass is within the bell curve.Stephen Folanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15718095980097993947noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26717801.post-54394906609173584182009-07-19T03:29:15.377+10:002009-07-19T03:29:15.377+10:00well, the MITM said i had a big ass. i told him th...well, the MITM said i had a big ass. i told him that was true, but i never referred to him in that way! ;~D<br />he rephrased his attempted <i>ethnically positive</i> compliment. xoxoxsavannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04310843901371718758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26717801.post-62711013147767277502009-07-18T22:08:47.462+10:002009-07-18T22:08:47.462+10:00H-G: I am very much the beer-bellied Australian, a...H-G: I am very much the beer-bellied Australian, all my weight in front of my, all my sporting achievements behind me...<br /><br />Brenden Behan's is a formidable style - best of luck with it.expat@largehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01250623536121293636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26717801.post-34149116783385007822009-07-18T19:04:43.975+10:002009-07-18T19:04:43.975+10:00I think that Americans are evolving into Homo fatt...I think that Americans are evolving into Homo fattus and they are procreating it around the world. American fatties are a different shape to English & Irish fatties and can sometimess the nationality of a fatty can be determined by the appearance of their fat.<br /><br />There are periods of my life when I have been more Irish than English, sometimes a little German but never American. <br /><br />I'm about 2 stone overweight in the style of Brendan Behan at the moment but I am trying to work it off.Stephen Folanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15718095980097993947noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26717801.post-6317685769111445142009-07-18T15:25:41.925+10:002009-07-18T15:25:41.925+10:00Sav: this is a dispatch from the Home-front. Sing...Sav: this is a dispatch from the Home-front. Singapore.expat@largehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01250623536121293636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26717801.post-48619620844643892382009-07-18T02:23:37.960+10:002009-07-18T02:23:37.960+10:00wait, hold on, where the hell are y'all, sugar...wait, hold on, where the hell are y'all, sugar? it's so difficult keeping up with my <i>jetsetting friends</i> these days! xoxoxosavannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04310843901371718758noreply@blogger.com